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DID YOU HEAR?!?!?

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 18:40:09 -0500

Jonathan Knight waved at me! Yes, THAT Jon Knight! THE Jon Knight, aka the best, cutest, most coolest New Kid on the Block! He really did wave at me. I have a suite full of witnesses. He saw my signs, yes, I did bring a bevy of signs to the NKOTBSB concert. Duh. He saw my sign, chuckled, pointed, looked away and then waved. AT ME! Dear universe you are wonderful.

Also I am going to Dallas, Texas in a week. My career is literally on fire.

Also, Jonathan motherFing Knight waved at me. I wished for it in 6th grade ------------------->
AND IT HAPPENED.

The End.

Fargo up in this...

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 12:58:37 -0500

Dear Fargo,
I would love to see all of you and your neighbors at a fun show on April 9th at Studio 222 in DownTizown Fargo!
Check the link below for details!
Yours Truly,
Amber Bamber

BOSTON!

Fri, 4 Feb 2011 14:34:25 -0600

I was invited to perform at the Women In Comedy Festival! I am not sure what night I’ll be performing but I do know I will be full on New Kid Stalking! Boston you have been warned.

College Students!

Sun, 16 Jan 2011 16:29:00 -0600

My dearest darling college and university students here in the Northern Plains Region,
Thank you for inviting me to perform at your NACA Conference! If you would be so kind, it would mean a great deal to me if you would all book for for a show. You see, I do so love to work. Looking forward to sharing some laughs!
Yours always and forever,
Amber

It is cold up in here

Sun, 9 Jan 2011 13:44:39 -0600

It is cold here in Minneapolis so I am heading to San Francisco for the SF Sketchfest! I don’t think it is crazy hot in San Fran this time of year but I am guessing I won’t need to scrape any ice off of any street cars before my shows and that I like. Here are the deetz: SF SKETCHFEST! I’ll be performing on Jan 28 & 29th. Word. And now here is a random photo of me stalking some British royals.